'Scud Lite' commercial comic

My favorite of the 3rd tier characters from the universe of "Scud: The Disposable Assassin" was always "Scud Lite". I came up with this comic as a commercial for 'Scud Lite' that ScudCo may have tried to run to promote the new model. (In the canon of Scud, this would have taken place between issues 10 and 13, after Drywall gets caught and sent back to ComKilServ, and before he meets up with Oswald.) By the way, for Scud Lite's voice, think of Adam Sandler doing the 'Goat' character from his comedy albums.